Funny Status Ideas

William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie. Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.

I know a guy who opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came.

Don't expect me to stop if you break down on the road. I'm sure that you were warned about your car's warranty expiring.

When Vanna White passes away, her family will get a lot of touching letters.

9 years ago, my friend Mike came running from the room shouting “It’s a boy” with tears in his eyes. We never went back to Thailand.

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?

My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris.