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PizzaDr
The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
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PizzaDr
“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
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They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?
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#16445
Memes have gotten Joe Biden more publicity than his vice presidency did.
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Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
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Jen
I'm beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
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