Funny Status Ideas

The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.

I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't I'd expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.

Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.

I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.

One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.

Something I have in common with Mariah Carey- I don't know the words to her songs either.

If every social website was set up to look like a spreadsheet, pretending to work would be so much easier for me.