Funny Status Ideas

In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard

Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?

Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.

If you need some help at Lowes and are being ignored, just get on one of their step ladders.

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

My laptop crashed and now all my other devices have slowed down so they can see what's happening.