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#16553
That's the last time I ask Jesus to bring the water for the AA meeting...
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PizzaDr
I wouldn't mind being alone with my thoughts, if I didn't know them all so well.
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Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
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#16550
Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
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#16549
Who called them contractions and not birthquakes?
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#16548
Xyuppi
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
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#16547
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.
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