Funny Status Ideas

United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!

My Therapist told me not to drink while I'm on my Meds but little does she know...I've been off my Meds for almost a week now!

It's always best to fart when there's a baby on the bus. They ALWAYS get the blame.

Receptionist: "The doctor will see you now." Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"

I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice

I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”

Financial status: I hope United Airlines drags me off my flight