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They don't say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"

What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

French people give me the crepes.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.

The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...

Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.