Funny Status Ideas

I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.

I can take care of my drunk friends, so the responsibility of having children doesn't worry me.

Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?

Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear

I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.

Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?

Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?