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#16623
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...
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#16622
Last night I had a pillow fight using my memory foam pillow. It's a fight I'll never forget.
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#16621
If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
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#16620
Xyuppi
I'm never free but I'm available.
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#16619
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
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#16618
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
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#16617
Xyuppi
I can take care of my drunk friends, so the responsibility of having children doesn't worry me.
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