Funny Status Ideas

I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.

When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.

How do blind people ever know when they're done wiping?

You matter! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...then you energy.

Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?

I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things

Wake up and smell the Covfefe!