Funny Status Ideas

Avocados are must halves.

I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.

‪I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.

Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.

Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.

If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.

"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores