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#16777
Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
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#16776
Xyuppi
If you’re going Black Friday shopping, be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights.
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#16775
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
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#16774
I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.
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#16773
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
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#16772
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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#16771
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
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