Funny Status Ideas

This is probably not the year to hang mistletoe around the workplace.

Christmas is truly a magical time. It's made all my money disappear!

Baby gates are parents' way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."

It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly

The five stages of grief sound like Santa's terrible backup reindeer.

I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring $4.00 dollars down the drain.

I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.