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#16791
Xyuppi
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?...... There's one marked "Brightness" but it doesn't work.
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#16790
Xyuppi
I stayed up all night trying to remember if I had Amnesia or Insomnia.
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#16789
Xyuppi
I'm 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
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#16788
When you're a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you're an adult, they're considered immature.
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#16787
Xyuppi
Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"
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#16786
Tom
Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
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#16785
Xyuppi
Call me a lightweight, but I get drunk on one beer. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the ninth or tenth beer.
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