Funny Status Ideas

My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...

When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person

These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.

If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.

The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable

If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.