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#16812
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
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#16811
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These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
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#16810
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
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#16809
The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
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#16808
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
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#16807
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
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#16806
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
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