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#16819
Xyuppi
I'm selling my browser history on eBay before the government does.
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#16818
Xyuppi
I missed the good old days when banks used to give you a toaster when opening an account. Now they just burn you.
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#16817
Xyuppi
I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.
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#16816
So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who's new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
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#16815
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
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#16814
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
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#16813
When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
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