Funny Status Ideas

You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.

For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.

The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.

It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.

With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA

If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Here is an Easter on April 1st saving tip - don't waste time hiding the eggs and it will make the hunt more challenging.