Funny Status Ideas

The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.

It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.

With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA

If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Here is an Easter on April 1st saving tip - don't waste time hiding the eggs and it will make the hunt more challenging.

I realized that at my income level "Wealth Management" really just means re-organizing the money in my wallet by denomination.

I bet these kids eating Tide Pods don’t have skid marks in their underwear.