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#16847
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
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#16846
I was addicted to Tide Pods. But, I’m clean now.
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#16845
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
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Xyuppi
I should win an Oscar for acting like I'm at work.
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#16843
Xyuppi
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
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#16842
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
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Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
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