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If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.

Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege K: Ok, round them up S: 400 my liege.

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.

This "Spring Forward" thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.

‪Don’t forget to turn your clock forward tonight to eliminate one hour of Trump’s Presidency. ‬

My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I'm not good enough to have something fancy like that.