Funny Status Ideas

Having a bit of a lazy day! I'm sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused.

Russia has been accused of using Facebook to win an election. That's probably the most productive thing ever done on Facebook.

On the bright side, package theft is down 98% in Austin Texas.

If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.

Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."

If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.

I'm just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven't seen Mario's buttcrack.