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#16861
On the bright side, package theft is down 98% in Austin Texas.
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#16860
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.
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#16859
Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."
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#16858
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
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#16857
I'm just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven't seen Mario's buttcrack.
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#16856
Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick's Day the way candy is after Valentine's Day.
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#16855
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
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