Funny Status Ideas

Chik-Fil-A Should post a big "We're Open" sign and leave cars in the lot tomorrow for April Fool's Day

I'm combining Easter and April Fools day this year - I'm sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven't hidden.

North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.

The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.

If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.

Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.

I think I need to go back and delete some really awful cold hearted resist statuses nobody likes. So not to offend anyone if you can all In-box me your passwords that would great.