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#16868
Xyuppi
North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.
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#16867
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
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#16866
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
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#16865
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
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#16864
I think I need to go back and delete some really awful cold hearted resist statuses nobody likes. So not to offend anyone if you can all In-box me your passwords that would great.
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#16863
PizzaDr
Having a bit of a lazy day! I'm sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused.
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#16862
Russia has been accused of using Facebook to win an election. That's probably the most productive thing ever done on Facebook.
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