Funny Status Ideas

A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.

Friday the 13th is just a holiday started by big hockey to sell more masks

I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.

C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure

Haven’t been in a relationship in a while. I forget, am I supposed to start the argument or finish it?

Robots can do anything we set their mind to

This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.