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Calling them garage door openers is only half the story.
If you really want students to not read a book, just assign it.
if roosters can start each day screaming, then damn it, so can I
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Due to Quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes
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Velcro is a ripoff
Avocados are must halves.
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Kristian Alekov
I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.
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