Funny Status Ideas

Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.

myself. Sometimes I get ahead of

Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.

I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.

The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".

I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.