Funny Status Ideas

Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.

I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.

The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".

I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.

Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.

Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.