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An egg salad is a chicken salad that is really underdone.

I need a site like match.com but for tupperware lids.

If the paleo diet works so well, why did the Flintstones need vitamins?

I think the worst fate would be a mime stuck in an actual soundproof invisible box.

Meal prepping is basically eating a week's worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.

Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.

myself. Sometimes I get ahead of