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Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I set up the booths and hand out tags.

I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.

So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m

Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.

A massage is just professional petting for humans.

Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler's Anonymous?