Funny Status Ideas

Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.

Freudian slips can happen even to the breast of us.

I'm not saying my family keeps the temperature too hot in this house, but two hobbits just showed up and chucked a ring in here.

Robots have been stealing jobs from people for years. Just ask the old house band from Chuck E Cheese.

Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?

Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I'm making you up.

Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.