Funny Status Ideas

I wonder if there are people in France who think he's called TheBron James here.

I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.

Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.

Apple is now valued at 1 trillion dollars which is the same as the GDP of Florida, but that's comparing Apple's to oranges.

I don't know what I would do without Facebook, but I'm sure it would be something more productive

Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.

Wrestling is a sport where people with no pants fight for an over-sized belt