Funny Status Ideas

I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.

There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.

Hormel Foods made its first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they announced they will be making their second batch later next week.

I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.

Gas prices are getting so high even Tom Brady had to go back to work.

I accepted a job in mirror sales. It's a job I could always see myself doing.

Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39.