Funny Status Ideas

I miss the good old days when I used to think T-mobile was a rapper.

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.

Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.

‪I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there. ‬

My mom's texts are so much more fun after my sister told her that WTF means "Wow, That's Fantastic."

At my age, you have home Ibuprofen and work Ibuprofen.

Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name.