Funny Status Ideas

This is part your fault too. Don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.

My Pizza Lunchables won’t fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.

Ladies , if u have a mustache … u should have no sort of lip ring , tongue ring , or any kinda accessory that causes attention.

I find it hilarious and sad that the Walgreens near my house keeps thier socks and underwear in a locked case. Hilarious bacause people need to ask to buy underwear and sad cause that many people needed to steal underwear.

Wonders skinny people go skinny dipping so does that mean fat people go chunky dunking ? I love u Travis…

Did she just say her name is Lasagna?

i love google, it comes up with things like this, 'Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.'