Funny Status Ideas

The first messenger to say Don't kill the messenger definitely got killed in the face

Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. #Buddha

Yes, the past can hurt but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.

Having survived 3 apocalypses, I’m going into this one with a pretty positive attitude.

Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

Regardless of ones effort; a major percentage of ones aquintances bears little concern of the bird being the word. Thus one must strive towards greater efforts towards spreading news of forementioned avian variety being the article one has mentioned before in pursuit of spreading mass-awareness of the very mentioned bird. Which just o happens to be the word.