Funny Status Ideas

Boy I try to catch myself but I'm #outofcontrol your sexiness is is so appealing, I can't let it go!! #knowles

My boyfriend's parents heard me say creepy shit about our relationship this morning on their way to the airport. #singlesoonimsure

Is it gluttonous for nuns to get the refillable large popcorn and drink at the cinema?

The dough boy is turning me on lol

What is more scary than any candidate or policy is the gullibility of the public with talking points, rather than serious arguments.

Clap your hands if you're workin too hard

The world cant end on Saturday....my milk expires on Sunday. O.O