Funny Status Ideas

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown

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My horoscope today suggests being charming to everyone I see. I'm not going out today so I guess my cats are about to get weirded out.

I am not scared to kick a furious bear in the nut sack so take that

I swear ugly people find love faster

Rearranging the Hallmark store window display of Beanie Babies into sexual positions

When you know how to spell, you don't look like an idiot. See? I'll show you. D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y Try it!!!!!!