Funny Status Ideas

Dear j.k. Rowling, You books are unrealistic. I mean seriously, a ginger with 2 friends?!! :)

send that bitch a smiley face...Bitches love smiley faces.

"Doctor doctor I think I need glasses." "This is the post office."

#sometimesyouhaveto knock a bitch outtt! It's the only solution to lifes problems.

Omg my toaster just scared the shit out of me!

"Let them discover the kind of doctors that their system will now produce. Let them discover, in their operating rooms and hospital wards, that it is not safe to place their lives in the hands of a man whose life they have throttled. It is not safe, if he is the sort of man who resents it—and still less safe, if he is the sort who doesn't." | S3C1 Atlas Shrugged

#didyouhear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong."