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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

This bitch just said "a lot more less" #wtf

If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN

U.S forces search for bin Laden's number two.I fail to see what a stool sample will achieve here

When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume.

I wonder do crowded elevators smell different to midgets!