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And with the first overall pic of the Rapture Draft, God selects...Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhh yeeaaahhhhhh

God has the opportunity tomorrow to play the greatest practical joke of all time if she takes everyone but leaves Kirk Cameron. #rapture

O shit. Totally forgot tomorrow is the end of the world. Must of slipped my mind. Dam:P

SMH @ the shake weight having a 4 out of 5 star rating on Amazon. SMH @ me for knowing that....

I can do all things in him who strengthens me. -Phil 4:13

Is it possible that we were all a day off and God only took Macho Man? RIP Macho Man.

Call me crazy, but I'd rather not spend $5 a day at Starbucks, and instead use that money to buy nice bottles of #wine every month...