Funny Status Ideas

How the world gon end tomorrow and they got the 7 day forecast for next week lls

Avoiding bill collectors ? RT @DreSmithJr: Huh? RT @DaRealMP229: I'm be pissed if the world dont end tomorrow”

"Party like a rockstar" isn't acceptable anymore. U party like Charlie Sheen, or u dont party at all.

♥ I love you so drunk that nothing and no one can separate while you do not let. ♥

I love wearing a bow tie. I need to get dress suspenders.

"@arbolioto BREAKING: Dinosaur judges declare war on the freedoms of the Internet for the common man &amp; woman <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://bit.ly/ijbnEV">http://bit.ly/ijbnEV</a> #Twitter

Oh noooo its starting to wear off.. ! I have numb face level of drunkness but now starting to get snoozy