Funny Status Ideas

I Use To Give A Fuck Now I Give A Fuckless

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like one mirror at a time.

Thinking about leaving some milk and cookies out for Jesus. Hey, it works with Santa Claus, right?! #rapture

Today If someone is having a bad day refrain from saying "cheer up its not like its the end of the world" lol

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night.

Dear dog, I gave you that stuffed animal to play with, not to do THAT with...

I know this sounds crazy, but I like the idea better of a Zombie Apocalypse better than the rapture. #JustSayin