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I used to be a hipster back before anybody else knew about them.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

R.I.P. Bob Marley. Thanks for the good music, but no thanks for the white guys with dreds.

My left arm must be exhausted, I woke up before it did.

"And he said unto his brethren, A man shall not poketh another man on facebook for thine is gayeth" #lostbibleverses

More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.