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Wooaahhh my belly just spoke parseltongue o_O I think I should eat now

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If @ first u d0n't succeed, redefine success....

Hahaha I like!! RT @ibonvon: "STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS"

Free watermelon when you apply for a walmart credit card... I have no words

When I kill a spider or any type of bug I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge.