Funny Status Ideas

"O" yes the fat man is going topless today!!

I hate when one of your tweets in which you made a horrible, inexcusable typo are retweeted. Now everyone knows what an illiterate ass I am.

The best vibrator a woman can own is Micheal J Fox.

A dry vagina is a sad place to be.

The top ten things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script #DamnTeenQuote