Funny Status Ideas

Dude listened to his wife for 5 seconds for a klondike bar, tough but worth it

I wanna do hood rat stuff with my friends in a suit

Old age is the only disease that people don't look forward to being cured of.

11 cheers for binary!

Hearing anonymous callers talking about their regrets on national radio makes me feel a lot better about my life.

When someone says "hey man, its been a while!" I can't help but think "I've been avoiding you, but you're becoming a better finder."

live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back