Funny Status Ideas

Waiting is not a waste of time...it is worth it if you truly love the person you're waiting for.......:)

The truth is like a ninja: Sometimes it hurts, especially if it sneaks up on you.

It doesn't have a dong in it, that's just the sound that it makes

I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?

stupid people make all of our lives harder

I never finish anyth

Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!