Funny Status Ideas

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.

Every person has an opportunity to bring you joy. Some when you see them, some when they leave.

Women's ass size study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world... ..............................

Id rather be hurt by the truth. Than protected by a lie

When I want your opinion ... I'll take off the duct tape.

Am I invisible to you now ? Good, I always wanted a super power.....lol.....GD DAY FB.....