Funny Status Ideas

I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It get's on my pet peeves.

how does one whole side of a town smell like garlic??

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in

Why argue with somebody you like? When you can argue with somebody you love

I gotta b the only person on earth that finds The Green Mile hilarious

What is the purpose of the "poke" function? I click it, which sends the 'poke' back to the sender and then they just end up sending the 'poke' back to me. Is this like virtual sex...because I'll start poking people like it's going out of style and claim supremacy over all of my FB family. I'll virtual sex all over this damn place.

Sometimes I drink too many beers and my face high-fives the ground.