Funny Status Ideas

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

The problem with always dating "bad boys" is that they rarely turn into "good men"...

I think Lebron should get married. That's the only way he is going to get a ring.

Dear future husband, When you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat it.

I have this habit of sorting people I know into a Hogwarts house.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine.'