Funny Status Ideas

I was going to cross the fence to see if the grass was greener on the other side. but all I learn was that the fence was electric.

‪There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies to relax the viewers before bed time. ‬

Tab is just a capital space.

Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it's money down the toilet.

We are very lucky that out of all the bodily functions that could have been contagious we got yawning.